okay...
woke up at 6.30am today. SATURDAY.

met wanmei, shu yun, bernice,siti, tabitha, sam, jane @cityhall mrt.
walao. then i went out of the gates when they were all at the platform..

okay nvm. its just 45c. hahahaa.
er so we went to bedok int for breakfast.

cos we were supposed to go bedok reservoir to wait for the rest..
they were coming with the boats..
and the stupid lorry, dropped jiayi's lifejacket on the expressway.

tsktsk. so mr samat went to pick it up.
okay. so we reached bedok at like 9+am..

then we stoned and waited till like 11am(?!) before the lorry came.
wth luh. 2 hours late.
my sleeping timeee ):

hahaha. and we got really damn bored.
and we couldnt sit down either.
it was super wet..
and this school's boats came already..
when we were still waiting.

okay so we trained.
THE LANE IS DAMN SLANTED ):
die already luh.
we cant even stay in the lane now.

its like some optical illusion thinggg!
you look how straight and stare and focus.
you will still find yourself going into another lane.
reallllyyyyy. bedok sucks.
hahaha. and the water..
DAMN NICE!
to drink.
paddling.. cannot make it.

anyway, there was this tms girl.
temasek sec.

so they were like at the starting line luh.
ready to start their race set.
so we were racing too. just that we started behind.
so we obviously had to pass them right?

yeah so we passed them, then their stupid starter went to start them.
so we were in the same lane luh.
then we faster right, this girl come bang our boat.
bang until our boat turn 90 degrees summore.

then she was like,
"walao! how am i supposed to sprint when the boat is f***ing in the middle of my lane!"
then we said "sorry" luh.

BASIC COURTESY WOMAN.

then she just rolled her head and paddled off.
you know the action like when you roll your eyes..
but just that her eyes didnt roll luh.
her head.
HAHA. dont gettit then nvm.

anyway then at the end of the race,
she complained to her teammate.
say what "i paddle left, they come to the left, i paddle right, they come right. they are practically forcing me out of my lane lah!"
(i heard cos i eavesdropped.)

walaoeh.
our fault ah.
we were IN FRONT mind you.
how would we know if we block your left or right.
and furthermore, the lane is CROOKED.

so we're just following the lane.
and anyway after we let her pass us, she didnt go fast also.
whats the point of sprinting right?
so slow..

okay. so i went church after training.
hahaha. was super late luh.
and zj's paddle died like alot of times man.
bang here bang there.
and OHHH. it almost whacked a baby in the face.

its a life hazard luh.hahaha.
the mother shrieked like SUPER LOUD man.
and the father looked like he wanted to kill zj.
HAH. too bad they dont have SPECIAL ENCLOSURES :D

okay, anyway, central D !

after svc wm accompanied me home!
hahhaa. phanks phanks.
camwhored, stuff. hahaha.

suo mei sai! HAHA.
i think i found some PRETTY SHIT here!

hahaha. this aunty ah.keep staring at us.
wm took her pic accidentally while trying to take me..
so failure right.
i was right beside her and she aim until the old woman,
who was in front of me.hahaha. it was COINCIDENTAL. our faces. and you know..
all along, i thought we were already very bad.
i never knew, i never knew that this ... ... ... ... ( i forgot)

OKAY BUT SHE'S COOL TOO!

HAHAHHA.
think cos she saw us then she started following. LOL.
she toook picture of the reflection on the windows also la.
walao. both of us were laughing like shit.

hahaha. then the liveearth thing.
there was one shortfilm.
DAMN LAME.
as in lame kinda lame.
not funny kinda lame.
they show you this loooonngg ball of yarn.
and it starts unwinding.
then they show you many many shapes of yarn.
all starts unwinding.

then it was a super long ad.
all different shapes and sizes and animals.
all unwinds layer by layer.
then there was a blue ball of yarn.
supposedly to resemble the earth.
and it started to unwind too.
so it was damn long and draggyyy. like 2-3mins plus.

then best, at the end of the ad, they wrote:
dont let the earth unravel.

wth man.

then there was another one.
very lame too.
but the funny kinda lame.
hahahah. it was about the woman coming in to buy milk.
she took a small bottle of milk luh.

so the cashier guy asked her
"do you need a bag?"
she: yes.
he: slaps her and said to the camera,THINK: sometimes a customer doesnt need a bag.

2nd scene.
she: walks into shop. takes two large cartons of milk.
he: do you need a bag?
she: yes.

so he gives it to her.
cos she carrying bulky items.

then the 3rd scene.
she: took the two big cartons again.
he: do you need a bag?
she: slaps him and says to the camera, THINK: sometimes a customer can bring the bag used last time. *takes out old plastic bag*.

then 4th scene.
she: takes two cartons of milk.
he: do you need a bag?
she: yes.
he: *slaps her and says to the camera* THINK: sometimes a customer should rmb to bring the old plastic bag.
she: yes i DID, but the quality was too lousy. *she showed him the whole*

HAHHHA. anyway it isnt funny here.
must watch it. :D


RIDDLE:
what kinda hair can stand?

(answer in the next coming post! or a few more..)