Okayyy.
The chalet.

erer. It was at the chevron’s.
Okay so my mother’s friend organized this thing.
She’s damn cool I tell you.
Forever organizing stuff.
So we barbequed and stuff. And ate.
Yeahh. Nothing much luh.

Then there was this uncle of theirs.
Uncle barry.
Hahahaha. Walao. He had two nokia phones la k.
One of them was the same brand as my maids and the other one is the N73.
Hahaa. so he was like I think damn proud of his N73 luh.
Cos janell wanted some of my phone themes.
So she wanted me to send to her.

But my phone no infrared and her phone no Bluetooth.
So we tried to transfer through the N73 luh.
Cos it had both.

So I told him my phone no infrared.

Then he was like. “ SURE HAVE one lah!”
Then I was “ don’t have.”
Him: “ sure not! You check all properly alr ah.”
Me: “yeah don’t have”
Him: “ have one lahhh, all phones have one!”
Me: “ mine don’t have.
Him: *grabs my phone* “ sure don’t have nottt!”
Me: “ don’t. have.

Walao eh. Haaha.
I have my phone for how long already la.
Yeah. Then in the end the file could not be read.
Then janell wanted circle circle dot dot.

So I sent to his phone to transfer again.
Then he showed her one song in his phone.
Some slow slow ulu type.
Nobody hear before.
Hahahaha. Then he was like. Nice anot?
Nice I send you.

Obviously not nice luh.
So didn’t send.
Hahah. Then when he heard circle circle dot dot.
He was like “ yall all like this kind of techno songs, wont like slow slow one la.”

Hahaha. Circle circle dot dot where got techno!
Its just the beats man.

Okay. Anyway. After that.
We played abit of basketball!
Hahha. Shoot outs.
He still owes me $10. grrr.

Well he said he was gonna give whoever who won $10!

Hahaha. Nvm.
Then we went bowling.
He was damn nice luh.
He paid for ALL our games.
Like dunno how many children k!

Sooo generous.
For that, I shldnt dislike him.
Hahaha. but he smokes too man.
Then once he just finished smoking.
He came over and started talking to us.
Then wah seh. Cannot breathe la I tell you.
That’s why I don’t really like him.

HAHAHA. Okay. I am contradicting myself.
But the final one is : I don’t dislike him.

He’s kinda lame too.
Like those kinda not funny kinda lame.

Anyway, they played two games altogether.
Then I play one game don’t wanna play already.
My finger was dented by the ball.
Hahah. Really okay!

So I went to take pictures luh.
Not of myself.
Of ryan.

Janell’s bro!
He’s damn cute!
Hahaha. Cutest small boy ive seen.


Okay, PICTURES.
After seeing all these, you WILL agree with me.

" FFFFFFF......"
YOYOYO, WASSUP WASSUP DAWGGG.

hahaha. okay he was just rolling the ball..

LOOKS SO INNOCENT RIGHTTT!!!!

i used to be like that...

HAHAHAH.

i think this is the nicest:D
i shall send it in for the cutest toddler competition. :D
if there is one..

HAHAH. janell. you sicko.
hahah. oh yeah. the marshmellows were just..
sooooo.. mmmmmmm.. (:

they dont only melt in your mouth or hands, they melt in the AIR!

better than m&ms see.

OHOH. that red shirt boy is cute too!
hahahaha. look like my bro lah actually.
RIGHT RIGHT!?
hahahah. following his zhao pai pose.
they bought the special charcoal that gives off purple flame too.
ermmmm. im cooking my marshmellow among the other raw food?
and it turned out GOOD.
(as always) :D

SAG SAG SAG SAG SAG SAG SAG SAG SAG SAG!
hahaha. ryan running around with the ball. walao. he is FAST okay.
dont look down on small boy.
hahaha. cant really see the sagginess here. but it was super soft(:
eh my camera also not bad what right?
dont need the what, 10-face-detection shit.
:D
all faces are detected.
IM THE TALLEST ALREADY LAH. :D

OHOH. HAHAHAH.
i mustn't forget about this!

there was this man luh k.
i dunno from where.
he was just sitting on the deck chairs near the pool.
and everyone was in the bowling alley then.
i went back to the chalet there with elizabeth for a while.

THEN RIGHT.
we were walking back to the bowling alley.
and he suddenly just farted!!!!

and it was really DAMN DAMN SUPER LOUD.
hahahahahah.
he went like "POOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!"
then the sound is from high to low one.

and you can hear that he FORCED it out.
cos it was damn loud.
then it was so loud till elizabeth asked me,
"did he just fart?"

HAHAH. cos too loud. then the sound came out weird.
i bet he thought there was no one thats why.

then after we walked like a few metres in front.
i turned back and looked at him.
he was staring at us.
hahahahha.
like O_O
TRAUMATIZED.

walao, i feel quite mean..
lol. aiyuh. but i didnt state who it was.
and i dont think i'll ever see him again.
so.. :D