supremityofmine

Okay I promised the pictures.(wait, did i?) So im posting them now.
And I’m typing on Word. :D

Joke of the Day:
Me: daddy, my competitions’ on 11th.
Dad: Oh. When’s that? When you capsize ah, you must know how to get out you know. Otherwise you get stuck under the boat..
Me: walao(HAHA.pe***), before competition already curse me capsize. I wont capsize one lah.
Dad: No la, later you capsize then you knock your head on the boat how?! Eh, yall paddle got wear helmet anot? Must wear! To protect your head!

HAHAHHAHA. SERIOUSLY…
WHY IS MY DAD SO COOL.
Still got part two.

Dad: inside the water got seaweeds right?
Me: No? we are racing in the MIDDLE of the water, no seaweeds one luh. And even if there is, it wont grow so HIGH. (…)
Dad: got the water snake ah.
My Bro: water snake cannot blablabla (forgot what he said)
Me: yayaya. Omg water snake.. DAMN SCARY one man.
Dad: then got the.. the WATER GHOST.
Me: (wthhh???) … YEAH! Have leh! Then you paddling halfway the push you off the boat.
Maid: HUH? REALLY HAVE AH?
Me: YAH YAH YAH! HAVE!! (?!)
My bro: KHAHAHAH!

My brother was laughing like really disgustingly. :D

Anyway yesterday night was very funny also.
Hahaha. Cos firstly, I got this video of one old man scolding the bus uncle cos they collided.

Okay let me explain things.

One fine day, old man was happily riding on his bicycle behind the bus.
Then, the bus suddenly stopped. Red light or something.
Then old man, very smart, BANGED INTO THE DAMN BUS!

HAHAHHA. That was what happened luh as told by louis.
Then he not happy seh.

He go in front, checked his bike.
Okay no problem.
Then he went to scold the bus uncle.
Woah. Power I tell you.
He went like
“ #$%& nabeh! %*%$& nabeh! Nabeh!$%^&* NABEH!”

With a lot of hand and body actions.
Hahahhaa. I don’t mean to be mean, but he is mean..
He banged into the bus and its like his fault?

Why did he cycle behind the bus in the first place..
Got nice nice path for him to cycle not happy, MUST cycle on the road.
Behind bus summore.

Then while I was still laughing about that, someone came and told me abt the bird in macritchie..
Hahahah.

There was a dead bird there then he almost stepped on it.

Then I was saying what, if you did the birds blood will be on you for life.
Then he said if you dunno that it was already dead, then you will think that you killed it when it was sleeping. Either that or the bird lagging.
Cos usually when you go close then they will fly.

HAHA.
Sleeping. They sleep on roads. Hahahaha.

Okay maybe it was cause I was still in the midst of laughing that’s why it was funny.
Plus my imagination’s pictures. It IS kinda funny kay. Hahaha.

Okay, I should stop dwelling on the past already:D

Today tuition sucked. );
Tell you she cannot teach one luh.
She took like 10 mins to mark one maths question..
Then still didn’t spot my mistake.

I wasn’t sleepy for the first time mannn.
But she made me sleepy..

Hahaha. When the intercom rang right, I JUMPED out from my bed and went to brush teeth.
Hahaha. Literally jumped kay. I reached the toilet in 2 seconds. :D

Okay anyway, church today was damn nice :D
The songs were nice. And walao.
FAIRFIELD’S POPULATION IS DAMN BIG ):

Crescent’s glory days.. )):

Oh well. after my competition I shall start bringing people.
Hahaha. Ive got some in mind already (:wheeee ~

Oh and yi hern came to church today, and Julius too.
Marching on also! (the name is mak cheng hon, say it fast.)
Hahahaha. I saw them I was like woahhhhh, issit really them?

Haha. Then I said hello to yi hern. As in I smsed.
Then after a while alvern smsed me and told me to stop it.
HAHAH. Sorry la. Lol.

Small small world.
Yi hern living just upstairs.. tsk.

Okay anyway, after that had dinner at lau pa sat.
Then I was complaining that my mum was scolding me cos I was late.
Hahaha. Then mr lim said.
“ women what. Can be late but don’t like other people to be late.”

Lolll. I think he regards me as a male.. :D
Anyway then liddat I think my dad is a woman also.

Hahaha. Oh yeah. I think my dad should start to go shopping again.
He has no shoes, until he wore sports shoe with high socks to eat dinner..
Then with shirt and Bermudas.

Jogging attire man.

The dinner was cos my neighbour was flying off.
Hahha. Now is the brother flying off.

Okay so we ate Singapore food..
Satay, rojak, chicken wing..
And I had ice lemon tea which tasted like

Lime + water + ice + abit of sugar.

CHEAT MONEYYYYY!!
Damn gross la walao.

omggg. i am damn jealous man!!! shitt. hahahah.(sat,1207am,010707)
why must i have tuition tmr MORNING?! )):
i dont care mannn.
imma off the lights and party.

kkay. pictures.

hahahaah. in hong kong. i forgot to post some. lol.
these are about sharks.
then i told my mum to go do that,
then she started to laugh so loudly after the picture was taken..

but i think its to take photos one lor.
no meh?
seee. they said " and me "

looks like some painting. lol.

this woman was throwing her baby!
crazy one i tell you.
then she was flipping him,
turning it around.
wouldnt be suprised if it gets into a coma.hahaha.
coool right. :D

see the forced smile.. hahahaha.

hahaha.uncle selling tissue paper.
3 for $1.