MY DAD CANT TAKE JOKES.


wth, seriouslyyyy.
okay, we were having dinner.
then walked around after that.
then SOMEONE prank-smsed me.
hahha. then yeah it was
"is this cleo lim yan yi from crescent girls secondary?"
so i showed my mum luh.
then she say what. "ask whose that.."
then asked luh.
then blahblah.
the person crapped alot.
hahaha. then i wanted to disturb and ask stuff see what the person reply.
then she was like dont reply la.
later go show daddy lor.
so i told her i didnt want to.
"duwan lah. later he sure say that i what play play play, then anyhow sms.."
and she said, "wont lah.."

anyhow after that.
she asked my dad to see.
then he asked me to show him.
walao.
then he saw already, " bullshit lah!"


dad: "whose that? huh? whose that? whose that?"


me: "how i know.."


dad: "YOU ah. always liddat. dangerous you know! this kind of thing. you think very fun ah.
who is that? huh, you tell me."


me: "i dont even KNOW whose that, i also never do anything! how i know whose that!"


dad: " always do this kinda thing. you dont go and believe you know! later you kena tricked then they bring you dunno where then take your money ........." blablah.


me: *to my mum* "see i told you righttttttt."


dad: "tell her what?"


me: "that you will come say me all those stuff blablablah, and i didnt even do anything."


dad: *open eyes wider* "NO! im just warning you. there's alot of these kinda ppl....." blah.


me: "aiyah its just a prank lahhhhh."


his nagging is seriously irritating.


dad: "SO?! why they do this? you know how dangerous ........" blahblah.


me: "okaykaykayy.."


dad: "whats the number? i go call him and SCOLD him. i will go tell police lah!"


me: "NVM LAH. JUST FOR FUN ONLY RIGHT."


dad: "whats the number? call now!"


yeah then called.
the person said hello then hanged up.
then the conversation continues.


mum: "whose that?"

dad: "he HANG UP!"

me: *tsktsk. shakes head. goes to continue my pool"


hahaha. we were playing pool at the bar there.
and it was like damn centre of attraction.
cos the bar was rather dim.
and there was only one table.
and the soccer tv screen is behind the table.
lol. on the wall luh.
and the light above the table is damn bright.
so yeah.
hahha its been damn long since i played pool man(:
damn lousy now :/


anyway.
the conversation..


mum: *speaks some hokkien thing to my dad* smth like, "nvm lah, friends and friends play prank. COMMON WHAT. dont call lah."


dad:" NO! THIS SERIOUS THING YOU KNOW!"


then my mum kept explaning to him.
but my dad duwanna listen..


dad: "give me your phone!" *stretches out hand*

me: "for whatttt. wait lah."

dad: "GIVE me!"

me: "wait!"


i was smsing the person to on the phone and let my dad scold him.
my father ah, dont scold not happy one.


dad: "hurry up, give me!"

me: "wait lahhhh."

dad: "QUICK LAH"

me: "WAIT."


he leant forward and tried to snatch.
ahahha i moved back.


i frowned to my mum, then she gave me this he's-crazy face.
then i called and passed him my phone..
then he went outside cos it was noisy..
then after damn long still haven come back.
he was reading my smses outside luh!
walao.
then i go out.


me: "read my sms for what!"


dad: "who wanna read your sms lah!"


me: "call lah, i thought you wanna call."


dad: "whats the number. eh why he ask you to sms him, why cannot call."



cos he read my sms that the person sent..
still say never read my sms.


me: "how i know lahhh, phone off or smth luh" *took my phone and walk back in*


anyway i shall cut the long story short.
he called and say what.


"hello. who are you? why you do this? if you wanna be a friend, be a good friend. dont disturb people. now i let you off ah. better dont do this again."


something like that.
tskk. i dont even bother that much.
why he care so much.


then he was talking abt it all the way home.


" yall think very funny right liddat. im not going to pay for your phone bills already. how the person know your number? next time dont anyhow give your number to ppl, tell your friends dont anyhow give .... blahblah."


what has that gotta do with my phone bill?!
where is the L-I-N-K?
people prank call the money will go higher issit.
anyway incoming all free.
and i also never anyhow give my number to people..
think what, those 'free sex' people on the buses ah.
arghh. he just finding excuses la can.


then my brother cant find his wallet,
so he ran back to the shop to get.
my maid took it for him lah.
then my dad scold my maid.
cos my bro while running he said "wallet!" when my maid asked where he was going.
then very muffled cause he was running what.
so she heard as toilet or wallet.


then obviously is wallet.
so my dad said: "wallet lah. tell him you have lah. why liddat"
then my maid there helpless..


then my bro came back.
my dad: "you think very funny issit? wallet anyhow put. huh. always liddat"


i dunno how he scold luh.
what funnyyy?
finding fault with everyone.
tskkk.


anyway. mothers day tmr! :D
dunno what to do man.
oh and and.
just now i took a picture with a fire truck!
hahhaa. my mum aimed the camera and the fireman then told him to smileeeee.
then he "ehh nononono"
hahahah damn funnny.
lol. then he asked me to stand at the door there to take picture.
damn paiseh lah.
summore everyone looking, thinking what happen.
then see two ppl - me and my maid down there, taking pictures.


yeahhhhhhh. thats all luh.
im super tired. hahaha.
i just finished a packet of peach gummy thingys.. :D
yummy.