okay.
yesterday. SATURDAY.

went to church..
heh. i was late ): and i missed the p&w!!
but i managed to catch the sermon part.
hahaha. okay. pastor jeff was super funny.
the lame type of funny.
i wrote his lame jokes down in my sermon book.
hahahha. instead of the sermon.. heh.
okay.
cause he was saying smth abt the jews being afraid of smth.
so they lock the door to prevent them from coming in.
double lock, triple lock! , QUADRAPLE LOCK, SCOTCH TAPE!, SUPERGLUE!.
but they forget to close the window.
hahhaha.

haha. i was trying to type it the way he said it.
from soft to loud..
okay anyway, then still have.

he said.
you should let god ride the front of the bike, and you sit at the back.
would you rather sit in front and maybe lose your balance and crash?
or god sit and guide you the way?
then he said. you should let god sit in front.
god so cool you know,
got piercings one leh, wear crown also.
then right, wear PURPLE coat.
he's so confident of he's gender that he wears purple.
hahaha.
then he pointed to a guy wearing purple, " LIKE YOU!"
lol.
then everyone turned and laughed.
then he said.
"dont worry, we are not going to crucify you."
" the cross cant hold."
AHAHHA. so badd. lol.
but he said it in a joking way la.

okay. more more :D
one part of the verse was.
" jesus breathed on them and said ...."
so pastor jeff went like.
jesus breathed on them and said, : " issit smelly?"
then he went on the make a convo and answered his own qns.
" oh no worries jesus, here are some menthol for you :D " (he did that smiley face too)
" oh why THANK YOU:D. now, i can die FRESH."

HAHAHAHAH. how did those stuff even get into his head lah.
then he even said to himself,
im amazed at what goes through my mind.
lol. then after that,
still have two more.

okay paul - an impt person in the bible.
so pastor jeff said.
last time they were so smart.
paul last time = now doctors with FIVE phds.
Dr Dr Dr Dr Dr Paul.
lol. he said it damn fast.
so it was funny. haha.

then then. last one.
LOL.
cause god was showing the disciples the cuts and scars on him.
then pastor jeff said.
was it because of showing machoness?
then he point at one imaginary cut on himself and said.
"OCR WAR." *actingcool*
he pointed to another imaginary cut.
"CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST" *actingcoolvoiceagain*
then he pointed to a super long imaginary cut.
and said.
" QUEUEING UP FOR HELLO KITTY". *actcoolvoicestill*
hahahha. this is for the macho side.
then the other wan was.

was it to make them guilty?
*points at cut* "YOU! YOU LAH. SEE! PAIN WAN LEHH!"
*points at another cut*
" YOUUU!! ALL YOUR FAULT LAH!"

lol. he's so funny.
anyway.
after sermon, went for zj's bday party.
we spent the first half of it stoning and slacking away..
hahaha. then after that.
started to play volleyball.
hahahaa. damn funny luh the NON canoeists.
they all run and try to get the ball.
all miss.
lol. i think track run too fast alr luh.
anyway.
then after that they went into the water.
then thats where the "fun" starts.
sam was telling me.
if they start to go together in a big group and talk suspisciously.
you know its time to stand up already.
hahahaa. yeah lah sam!!
i told you.
they sure will carry and throw.
still say you girl.
lol.
sooo.
yeah.
me and sam were chased around the beach by people who tries to get us into the water.
zj and biang!! stuff sand into our shirts.
damn good luh.
then the jerome and anselm..
throw water bag.
lol.. water bag.. sounds wrong..
okay nvm.
yeah but sadly it missed me :D
then i ran till i lost my slippers..
lol. oh and THANKS melvyn and timchoo for helping me find my slippers :D
they took their handphone torchlights
and shone around the whole part that i ran to before.
which is kinda huge..
searched for like at least 15min or so.
hahaha. but didnt manage to find.

oh well.
anyway that slipper was like a great hazard to me already.
it has like no grip..
and it made me almost fall so many times.
so i bought a new pair instead.
then went to change..
and walao.
they hid my bag and made me run back to the toilet twice to find it.
hahaha, wah how come i didnt see it man.
then on the way to harbour front.
there were 5 indian men.
camwhoring..
MEN ah.
then after each shot.
they laugh like shit.
like... HYENAS!
exactly the same..
super noisy lah can.
all of us didnt manage to get a seat.
except that anselm.
hahahaha. he sat with an old uncle :D
then he made a new friend and started to dao us ):
we call him he dont reply one.
lol. only talk to the uncle.
hahhaha. then in the bus i was trying to get sand out from everywhere luh.
my ears, shirt, hair, blah.
and the indian people's hair were damn curly!
hahaha. when we reached the BK.
it was like 10 alr.
yeah so we bought our food.
then i took out my camera and shot random shots.
ahahaha. cos bring camera never take anything.
abit bu shuang luh. :D
so i got many random shots.
ahaa. some were damn cool okay.
but my camera sucks lah.
so blur.
okay anyway.



PICTURES:

ze jie, acting as bishan gay. LOL.

sam and anselm and jerome. lol. too bad no one took a picture of me taking a picture of them.
HAHAA. this pictures very cool. lol. see their faces. same expression.
this also. LOL. click on it the enlarge. hahaha.
yeah all trying to dodge..

hahahaa. zj was buried in the sand. hahha check out the boobs and dick.. LOL.


hahha. see my camera sucks.
hahaha, they were trying to copy the people on the wall.

tag replies:

ZJ: hahha. i dont know. aiya around the same as what i said what. and who even WANTS access!! only you luh. hahhaa. er why am i sand? haha. if he does i will just close the door in his face.

rachelLEE: HAHHA. thats why we were looking at you that way what! lol. yeah he's paedophile. eh and why do you wish he asked me? huh huhhhh. you're more attractive what right. ahaha

yiping: look at bishan gay where got pervert? hahaha. HE'S the pervert man. he looks at everyone. eh you look at me you pervert ah.. lol.

MINGXUAN: hahaha. i know(: never ask me to relink then i dont luh. lol. ahhaha, and he's GAY. so he cant do much to girls i suppose. i feel like kicking him HAHA.

JOEY: yeah its cause it IS cartoon. lol. serious until cannot serious already.

julian: hahhaa. staring and smiling is gross enough man. hahahhaa. grats :D lol. lucky you luh.